1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,839 This programme contains some violent scenes and strong language 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:06,919 MUSIC: Ride Of The Valkyries by Richard Wagner 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:08,159 MEN LAUGH 4 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:14,520 MUSIC CONTINUES, MEN SING ALONG 5 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:17,599 Why's mine the slow one?! 6 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,080 Come on! 7 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:25,639 All right. 8 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:27,120 INDISTINCT 9 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,760 Yep. That'll do me. 10 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,679 God, here we go. Like a bunch of kids. 11 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:39,079 Can't take them anywhere. 12 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,239 I still don't get the point of this game. 13 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:44,599 I just like whacking balls and pretending they're Davy's head. 14 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,159 THEY CHUCKLE 15 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:48,719 HE CHUCKLES 16 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,479 Right, we're next, Dad. Go on. It's your go. 17 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:52,359 I know it's my go. 18 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,319 Hey, hurry up and miss, Ron! 19 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,199 You can't rush genius, pal. 20 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,719 Oh, that's fighting talk, that. 21 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:59,679 Hey, do you fancy a bet, Ronnie? 22 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:00,959 I won't take your money, son. 23 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:04,119 This is guaranteed, like Sheffield fucking steel. 24 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:05,359 CHUCKLING 25 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,319 "No clogs on green, Mr Phelan." LAUGHTER 26 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:11,319 Hurry up, Pops. I'm getting soaked here. Hold on. 27 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:13,200 Just give me a bit of fucking space. 28 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,439 Oh, just hit it! LAUGHTER 29 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:24,840 Thanks, love! 30 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:31,600 ALL EXCLAIM 31 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,559 Can you believe that?! 32 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:37,120 All right, I'll finish it off for us, Dad. 33 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:47,560 So, I've been mulling over ways to improve our margins. 34 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:51,439 Margins are good, Ronnie. 35 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:52,639 I'm not saying they're not. 36 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,679 Just asking the question. 37 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,120 Can they be better? Wahey! 38 00:01:58,360 --> 00:01:59,879 It's not worth the risk. 39 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:02,639 We don't want to start cutting it. Oh, no. 40 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,680 Maybe there's something else. 41 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:09,600 How about we have a conversation with the Amigos? 42 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,519 Why, though? 43 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,120 Why change what works? 44 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:19,000 I'd like money enough to relax a bit more. 45 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,199 Would you help me do that? 46 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,480 Be good for the both of us. 47 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,880 My clogs would fit you nicely. 48 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,160 If that's what you want. Yeah. 49 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,639 All right. Let me think on it a bit more. 50 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,639 Let you know tonight. GLASS CLINKS 51 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:40,279 OK, listen. 52 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:43,399 I am going to play the indulgent nana 53 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,359 and propose a toast. 54 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,239 To another little prince... All right, Mum. 55 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,119 ..in the Phelan family. 56 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:53,839 To Alfie. OTHERS: To Alfie! 57 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,440 CHEERING, LAUGHTER 58 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,080 GULLS CALL 59 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,000 Mr Peter Thomas? 60 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:20,960 DOOR CLOSES 61 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,440 PHONE VIBRATES 62 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:35,080 INDISTINCT CHATTER 63 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,640 DOOR OPENS Michael Kavanagh? 64 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,760 SHIP'S HORN BLASTS 65 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,879 Can you confirm your date of birth? 66 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,359 13th of the tenth, '88. 67 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,479 And you know why you're here? What you need still? 68 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,039 Yeah. 69 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,279 Daft question, I know, but you'd be surprised. 70 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,399 Been given your paperwork and sample jar? 71 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,319 Yeah. Provide your sample here 72 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,399 and leave it in the hatch, along with your signed forms, OK? 73 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,639 Remote control, DVDs and Wi-Fi code 74 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:03,879 are all here if you need it. 75 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,079 You must not use any lubricant as it may affect the sample. 76 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,119 Yeah, fine. Marvellous. 77 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,280 Thanks. DOOR CLOSES 78 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:14,880 LOCK CLICKS 79 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,160 PHONE RINGS 80 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,320 Hello there. Hey, babe. Guess where I am. 81 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:27,879 I'm hoping you're at the clinic. 82 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,119 Not only am I at the clinic, 83 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,079 I'm inside Wank Central. 84 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,599 And you thought of me? 85 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,319 You know what I'm like. 86 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,720 Forever the romantic. 87 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:40,919 Every surface in here is wipe-clean. 88 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,559 Nice. And there's porn. 89 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,399 That being said, er... 90 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,999 I thought you might... 91 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,119 you know, give me some assistance. 92 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,719 Assistance? 93 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,879 Some words of encouragement? 94 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,320 Seeing as we're in this together. 95 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,800 Right, give me a minute. 96 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,439 You still there? I'm not going anywhere, babe. 97 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:21,519 Well, in that case, 98 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,760 seeing as we are in this together... 99 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,760 ..what if I join you, so to speak? 100 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:30,959 Are you serious? 101 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,799 I'm just undoing a few buttons 102 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,839 and pushing my hand 103 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:39,320 inside some very sheer underwear. 104 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,599 You are very, very good. 105 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,039 How come we've never done this before? 106 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,119 I don't know. 107 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,720 SHE MOANS SOFTLY 108 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,439 109 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,680 110 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:58,920 on top of your knee 111 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:03,959 of business for me 112 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,400 113 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:13,039 Don't keep me waiting 114 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:17,240 115 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:19,999 116 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,759 business for me 117 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:25,440 118 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,999 It's good, isn't it? Yeah, it's really good. 119 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,600 Take it from me 120 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,079 121 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,759 Ukrainian Albarino? Yeah. 122 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:55,319 The soil and climate of the area match northern Spain, apparently. 123 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:59,000 Mm. Mm. Love it. It's a good story. 124 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,599 Yeah, we should take it and we should push it. 125 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,119 Thanks. 126 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:08,280 that I love you truly 127 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:13,559 the whole round world to see 128 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:17,719 of business 129 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,720 130 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:23,640 It's me. 131 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,799 Not only have I got a low sperm count, 132 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:31,200 but the fellas I'm firing can't even swim. 133 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:36,800 I'm sorry. 134 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:39,359 I don't care. 135 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,479 There are other ways of getting pregnant. 136 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:44,479 Diana, you can't do that. It's me that's the problem. 137 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,720 Michael, it's not a problem. Yeah, it is. 138 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,479 We want a family together, 139 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,800 so we solve it together. 140 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,480 We put our trust in the science. 141 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,799 You'd do that? 142 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,360 Yeah, I WANT to do that. 143 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:05,879 I love you. 144 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,479 And I like saying it. 145 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,439 Mm. So say it again. 146 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,120 PHONE VIBRATES 147 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,959 I love you. 148 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:20,719 And I'm going to Spain in about three hours. 149 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,200 What's happening in Spain? 150 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,840 Ronnie's looking for a bigger payday, and... 151 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:32,319 ..and he's making noises about stepping aside. 152 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,000 And you step up? 153 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,280 You blow me away, do you know that? 154 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,760 I'll see you tomorrow. 155 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,480 DOOR CLOSES 156 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,799 Going en masse, are we? 157 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,200 Solidarity. 158 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,439 Davy. All right, Michael? 159 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,599 Jamie? What are you doing here? 160 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,079 It's Take Your Lad To Work Day. 161 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,240 Banksey's meeting us there, so... 162 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,640 ENGINE STARTS 163 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:42,680 Ooh-hoo! 164 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,519 Inside, Ronnie. Just the three of them. 165 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,160 Right. Yeah. 166 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,079 Over to you, lad. 167 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:58,919 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 168 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,919 Hang on. What are we drinking here? 169 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,719 Where's it from again, Ricky? 170 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,679 I first tried it in Galicia. 171 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:08,839 It's normal there for the person preparing the queimada 172 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,359 to whisper some words. 173 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,159 HE BLOWS HARD 174 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:16,879 It's an incantation to cast out demons and bad spirits. 175 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,159 It sounds like bollocks. 176 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,039 Nah, Jay, it's true, you know. I've seen it, yeah. 177 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,400 Am I allowed to spit it out? 178 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:29,720 A toast. To friendship and business. 179 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,520 OTHERS: Friendship and business. 180 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,159 CLEARS THROAT Oh! 181 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,680 ALL COUGH 182 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,199 What Ronnie is asking for 183 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,040 is more of the same, but on better terms. 184 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,999 Same gear, better price is what we want. 185 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,079 We need to hear only one voice. 186 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,560 We're saying the same thing. One voice makes sense. 187 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,640 So, what can you do? 188 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,399 What is it you are proposing? 189 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:04,439 A change in price means that something else has to change. 190 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,200 Ronnie wants an improvement. 191 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:13,159 If a lower price means buying more product, then fine. 192 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:17,479 If it means us adjusting the means of transport, fine. 193 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,159 Bear in mind there are other suppliers, 194 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:20,919 it's a big world. Jamie. 195 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,879 Go and take a piss. 196 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,960 There's a good lad. 197 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,519 Jamie. 198 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,880 Do you know what? I am suddenly desperate for a piss. 199 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,120 JAMIE CLEARS THROAT 200 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,759 Yes, he is Ronnie's son, 201 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,920 but why is he at this table? 202 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,519 He's learning. 203 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,519 Why is he learning? 204 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:57,360 Our business is with you, Michael. 205 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,880 You think I'm doing the right thing, Davy? 206 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,279 Honestly? 207 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,040 Of course, fucking honestly! 208 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,279 I don't know. 209 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,759 That little bit more risk, 210 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:22,360 for a truckload more profit, so to speak, but... 211 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,680 ..you need that little bit more luck, don't you? 212 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:31,199 What about your man at the docks? What can he do for us? 213 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,039 Nah, Ron. 214 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:34,999 He's eyes-only. 215 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,239 He can tell me if the container gets through customs, 216 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,199 but, nah, he can't change it. 217 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,679 So he's the best mate of useless, then. 218 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,880 He can tell us if we're going to be safe. 219 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,839 And he can keep us out of a Cat A shithole. 220 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,240 Mm-hm. 221 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,759 We buy as soon as it clears the border. 222 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,799 What if we buy earlier, 223 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,360 at sea? 224 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,160 We take on the risk of the UK border ourselves. 225 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:06,599 A direct shipment to Liverpool in two, three weeks' time. 226 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,159 Could you work up a price based on that? 227 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,840 If you are sure that is what you want. 228 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,239 That's what we want, 229 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,840 what Ronnie wants. 230 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,239 HORN BLASTS 231 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,560 GULLS CALL 232 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,040 CLUNKING 233 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,560 WASHER HISSES 234 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,160 BUZZER 235 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,119 PHONE VIBRATES 236 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,440 CHORISTERS SING SOFTLY 237 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,520 INTERNAL RINGTONE 238 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:30,759 Look, it's gone straight through. It's all good, yeah. 239 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,080 You sure you still want me to go through with this? 240 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,399 HE SIGHS 241 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,480 OK. OK. 242 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,800 HE CHUCKLES WRYLY 243 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,359 HE BREATHES RAGGEDLY 244 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,399 Oh, shit. 245 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,400 INTERNAL RINGTONE Fucking hell... 246 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,080 Hello, Ronnie? 247 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,480 It's not looking good, pal. 248 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,080 It's not looking good at all. 249 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,360 Michael? 250 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:15,839 Eight. Eight very healthy-looking eggs. 251 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,759 Oh! God, that's fantastic! 252 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,199 Fantastic. 253 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,359 So, Michael, your turn next. 254 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,039 Fingers crossed, as always. 255 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,359 Thank you. 256 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,199 DOOR OPENS 257 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,159 Eight. Eight! 258 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,000 DOOR CLOSES 259 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,080 PHONE VIBRATES 260 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,520 You OK? Mm-hm. 261 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,000 We should get you home. 262 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,640 My man on site was saying that the container was... 263 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,399 ..like, screened off and it was taken apart. 264 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:23,439 Then they put it back together, and then he sent it on its way. 265 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:26,079 They're saying that there's a buzz. 266 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:29,280 Lots of, erm, happy faces dockside. 267 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,639 Happy faces? 268 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,719 Yeah. 269 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,040 You know, um, backslapping and... 270 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,920 Yeah? Yeah. 271 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,919 Then we leave it alone. We've got to. 272 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,479 Christ. 273 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:48,479 It stays parked in the yard and we don't go near it. 274 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,999 What else can we do? It's going to be rammed with spyware, 275 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,879 and they'll be waiting for us to collect. 276 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,079 What if they're not waiting for us to collect? 277 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,879 What if they've found fuck-all? 278 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,159 If they opened it, they found it. 279 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,279 No, they...they, they, um... they definitely opened it. 280 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,840 SHOUTS: Fuck! Ronnie?! Fuck! 281 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,040 It's gone. 282 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,879 First time we buy at source, and we tank. 283 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:30,239 So what I'm thinking, is it bad luck or is it a rat? 284 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,799 Heavy coincidence. 285 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,959 Then it's a rat, 286 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,999 killing our supply. 287 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,559 You know, if it gets out we've got a hole in our supply lines, 288 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:43,199 we'll have every twat trying to fill it. 289 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,279 Mancs, Geordies, every fucking flavour of Mafia. 290 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,439 So who knew? 291 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,319 You, me, Davy Crawford, 292 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:54,479 Banksey, Jamie, Bobby. 293 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,440 All 100%, solid. 294 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,119 And the Amigos. 295 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,440 No chance. 296 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,199 You know, I think they're trying to teach me a lesson. 297 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,519 They're purely business, Ronnie. 298 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,840 And they'll still want paying. 299 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,040 So it's one of us. 300 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:21,079 Find out if anyone is selling as much as a wrap on our patch. 301 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,800 Yeah? Can you do that? 302 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,239 You want me to wade through the shit on the streets? 303 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,200 Well, who else can I ask? 304 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,920 I won't forget it. 305 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,440 BIKE BELL DINGS 306 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,279 Get up here, now! 307 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,759 Get in that car! 308 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,400 Go on! In! 309 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,160 Go on! 310 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,439 I don't think yous know who the fuck you're messing with. 311 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,159 Clowns on a fucking stick. 312 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,999 So, go on, then, soft lad. Who are we messing with? 313 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,679 Whose lemo are you selling? 314 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,040 Fuck off. I'm not a grass. 315 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,999 I could punch you all night, you know. 316 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,119 You've got one of them fucking little faces! 317 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,799 Fucking listen to me. You can keep your bits, 318 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,959 you can keep your phone, and we can pretend 319 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,759 like this never happened. 320 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,960 But you are going to fucking tell me who you're selling for. 321 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,680 Do you know who YOU'RE fucking messing with? 322 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,199 I can't get my head around that he's one of us. 323 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,359 It's greed. It's always greed, 324 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,880 and it's put a massive hole in Ronnie's pension pot. 325 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,880 He's going to want him ended. 326 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:36,800 Here we go. 327 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,199 I just don't get it. 328 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,440 Davy fucking Crawford?! 329 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,920 You never know. 330 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,280 Might just be a book club. 331 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,680 KEYS JANGLE 332 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,160 ENGINE STARTS 333 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,719 BABY GURGLES 334 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,200 Here we are. 335 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,439 It's veggie chilli, Melissa. Oh, thank you. 336 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,479 And there's guacamole and yoghurt. 337 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:16,640 No tortilla chips? 338 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,839 I make a nice chilli, don't I, Jay? 339 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,239 She does, you know. 340 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,960 PHONE VIBRATES 341 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,240 Thanks. 342 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,279 No phones at the dinner table, Ronnie. 343 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,760 We're not Americans. 344 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,360 We are not. 345 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:51,559 How come you asked Davy Crawford to be a godparent? 346 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,080 I like him. 347 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,639 You...you like him? 348 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,159 Shouldn't I? 349 00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,840 Yeah. 350 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,239 What is it you like about him? 351 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,520 Don't know, he's a nice fella, isn't he? He's harmless. 352 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,840 Is there a problem? 353 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,480 No. Good man. 354 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,919 BANGING ON DOOR 355 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,279 Hiya. 356 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,719 No, you don't! SHE SCREAMS 357 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,119 Get here! SHE SCREAMS 358 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:59,519 Shut the fuck up! Now! 359 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,039 Don't you fucking move! 360 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,360 INDISTINCT SHOUTING 361 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,319 Jamie! No! Stop it! 362 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:15,319 Who...the fuck...do you think you fucking are?! 363 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,239 Fucking get off me, Banksey! 364 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,360 He pulled a fucking knife on me! 365 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,199 Don't be daft, you! GROANING 366 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,959 SHE SOBS 367 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,919 GROANING, COUGHING 368 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,839 It's OK. Sh, sh, sh. 369 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,200 Are you OK? 370 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,560 What's he running in here - a fucking nursery? 371 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,320 GROANING 372 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,720 INTERNAL RINGTONE 373 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,160 PHONE RINGS 374 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,919 Hello there. Morning, babe. 375 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,279 Did I wake you? 376 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,679 I was just dozing. 377 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,279 I never sleep properly without you here. 378 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,759 Where are you? 379 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,279 At the flat. 380 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,880 Late night. 381 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,439 Are you OK? 382 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,080 DOOR BUZZER 383 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,279 What time's the christening start? 384 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,840 12. I'm sure it's 12 - let me check. 385 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,920 All my nice clothes are black...or grey. 386 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,760 12, noon. 387 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,079 Are you coming home to change? 388 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,159 No. I've got a suit here I can wear. 389 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,119 I'm making myself a proper, healthy brekkie, by the way. 390 00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,479 Consisting of what? 391 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,439 All things nutritious and good for my sperm. 392 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,160 You'd be proud of me. DOORBELL 393 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,360 One second, babe. Door. 394 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,679 Is it wrapped? 395 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,719 Yeah. Car's on its way. 396 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,000 Sound. 397 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:25,759 I'm back. 398 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,240 Who was it? Post. 399 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,399 Is what wrapped? 400 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,440 Nice piece of fish. 401 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:36,520 Have you got time to meet me for a coffee? 402 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,759 Yeah. Text me where and I'll be there. 403 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:41,959 Wanker. 404 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,320 HE CHUCKLES SOFTLY 405 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,360 PHONE VIBRATES 406 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,920 Morning. All set? 407 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,160 I am. 408 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,359 But I'm not feeling it. 409 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:24,279 I don't actually get any of it. 410 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,399 I know you put him up to it. 411 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,879 Come on. 412 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,199 It's Davy Crawford. 413 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,200 He's a follower, not a leader. 414 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,519 Nah, I'm feeling I need to make a point. 415 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:37,920 No, it's too soon. 416 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,839 Right, he was cutting three kilo, 417 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,600 a good weight, but where did it come from? 418 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,759 Keep going as planned. I'll think on it. 419 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,120 And don't forget about the christening. 420 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:14,239 421 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:18,000 422 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:25,120 pearly-wh... 423 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:31,199 424 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,520 425 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:42,560 a trace of red 426 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,440 427 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,320 doncha know 428 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,120 429 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,880 430 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:08,040 'round the corner 431 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:16,639 our boy, Mack the Knife? 432 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,279 How's that sound? 433 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,159 I wasn't really listening, George. 434 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,360 PHONE RINGS 435 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,959 You're up bright and early. 436 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,519 How's our day so far? 437 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,959 All good, mate. No surprises. 438 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,519 You at home? Yeah. Home alone. 439 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,519 Our Freddie's out and about. Gym bunny. 440 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,559 We are indeed looking at a creature of habit. 441 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,320 CAT MEOWS Circuits, followed by a run. 442 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,879 Any problems, I'll give you a bell. 443 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,279 Sound. 444 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,760 Mate, that was some party last night. 445 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,879 Almost like the bad old days. 446 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,359 Oh, tell me about it. 447 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,279 I thought I'd left all that behind me. 448 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,959 Get yourself all cleaned up? Yeah. 449 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,720 Did you wash your clothes? Got rid. 450 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,759 How's the kid? 451 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,879 We got him patched up on the private. 452 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,479 He'll live. 453 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,719 Anyway, you've got about 45 minutes. 454 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,719 Freddie will message when he's on the move. 455 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,679 Take it easy. 456 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,240 Deep...breath. 457 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,840 HORN TOOTS 458 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,240 Ta, mate. 459 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,719 You smell nice. 460 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,199 Decided you were worth it. 461 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,119 I've been thinking about you. 462 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,000 But you'd still rather sleep at the flat? 463 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:12,960 What's going on? 464 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,760 Am I allowed to know? 465 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,799 We've got a rat in the house and it's gotten heavy. 466 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,159 But I'm sorting it. 467 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:23,920 After this, Ronnie owes me. 468 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,560 After what? 469 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,399 I'll tell you what. 470 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,239 No more than three years' time, 471 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,839 I've decided we can do whatever we want, 472 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,800 go wherever we want. 473 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,320 Three years. Count them. 474 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,079 Yeah, I'm booked in to see my mum today. 475 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,079 How do you think she'll be? 476 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,519 The same, I expect. 477 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,240 Is she still talking to someone? 478 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,319 Yeah. I mean, 479 00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,240 I can't help, but I wish she'd talk to me... 480 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,080 ..and I was there. 481 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,640 Have you ever killed anyone? 482 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,519 What kind of question's that? 483 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,000 Have you? 484 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,119 No, I haven't. 485 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,360 But... 486 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,360 Well, I could. 487 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:33,520 I would, if I had to. You know, if they deserved it. 488 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,640 Is that a deal-breaker? 489 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,279 How many other couples have conversations like this, 490 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,400 do you think? HE LAUGHS SOFTLY 491 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,160 PHONE VIBRATES 492 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:57,119 Don't forget where you're supposed to be later. 493 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,439 I won't. 494 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,160 And I don't mean the christening. 495 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,440 CAR WARNING BEEPS 496 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:41,920 DANCE MUSIC THUMPS 497 00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,800 PHONE VIBRATES 498 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:26,159 499 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,599 500 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,760 at 5:30 501 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,600 502 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:43,399 503 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,000 504 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,360 505 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,680 BABY FOOT 506 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,840 Shh, shh, shh. Hey, we're not far now. 507 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,680 ENGINE REVS 508 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,119 ELAINE: Are you coming? They're here. 509 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,399 Give me ten minutes. You know, Jamie was asking 510 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,319 for the same ten minutes of your time. 511 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,320 Elaine, I've got stuff going on. 512 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,919 Hello! SQUEALS HAPPILY 513 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,800 Hiya! Aww! 514 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,279 Where's my dad? 515 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,840 Aw, you look amazing! 516 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,679 MUSIC ECHOES 517 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:38,879 518 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,479 the girl next door 519 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,199 520 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,719 the best about 521 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,639 522 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,599 PHONE VIBRATES 523 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,559 524 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,839 Yeah? Is it done? 525 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,399 About ten seconds from now. 526 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,839 Are you going to have a listen? 527 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,079 man... 528 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,960 Ronnie? 529 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,200 Ronnie? 530 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,679 Abort. Stand down. 531 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:11,960 Got that? 532 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,200 MICHAEL EXHALES 533 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,480 CLOCK TICKS SOFTLY 534 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,679 HE EXHALES SHAKILY 535 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,120 HE SWALLOWS HARD 536 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,599 HE INHALES DEEPLY 537 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,560 HE EXHALES HARD 538 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,519 GULL CALLS 539 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,160 BABY CRIES 540 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,800 GUN CLICKS 541 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,480 SEAT BELT UNCLIPS 542 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,120 WATER BOILS 543 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,480 ANGRY VOICES ECHO Stop it! 544 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,440 SHE TAPS PHONE SCREEN 545 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,359 Oh, there you are! Hiya, baby! 546 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,640 Hiya, Mum! 547 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,279 Are you OK? Yeah, I'm good. How are you? 548 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,359 Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. Have you got your cuppa? 549 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,639 Yeah, I have. Have you got yours? 550 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,919 I have. And a biscuit. 551 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,119 Two biscuits. 552 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,639 You know I love a digestive. Yeah, I know you do. 553 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,559 You can dunk a digestive. Right, ready? 554 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:26,799 Yep. 555 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,200 Cheers. Cheers! 556 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,039 Have you cut your hair? I have. Do you like it? 557 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,999 Oh, let me see. Turn. 558 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,759 Oh, it's beautiful. 559 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,960 You look perfect. KEYS JANGLE 560 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,159 How's your Michael? 561 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,360 DOOR LOCKS 562 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,160 RUSTLING 563 00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,839 HE SIGHS Come on. 564 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,360 CHURCH ORGAN PLAYS 565 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,480 INDISTINCT CONVERSATION 566 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,280 Got a smoke? 567 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,919 You're supposed to have given up. 568 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,520 I have given up. Jesus on a cross makes me nervous. 569 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,200 Ta. 570 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,239 So we're, er...we're definitely good, yeah? 571 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:25,959 You, er, spoke to Ronnie? Yeah, yeah. We're sound. 572 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,759 Um, but he wants nothing said, all right? Not a word. 573 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,479 Yeah. OK. Understood, yeah. 574 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,439 Some people still aren't in the know, so... 575 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,159 OK. Got it, yeah. Yeah? 576 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,679 Happy days. 577 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,319 BRAKES SQUEAK ELAINE: Oh, here's Diana. 578 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,999 Hiya! Hiya, girl! 579 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,999 Hiya. All right, love? 580 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,119 Jamie, congratulations. 581 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,759 No Michael? 582 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,279 No, he's on his way. 583 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,599 Elaine, Rachel, you're both looking lovely. 584 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:50,999 Mwah! Thanks. 585 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,559 Look at you, skinny bitch! 586 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,799 Half right. 587 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,279 Are there many babies getting done? 588 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,439 No, just us. Special favour. 589 00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,559 Er, from God. Diana? 590 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,119 Oh, I don't, thank you. Neither should you. 591 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,319 Mum, we import cocaine. 592 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,879 You're on my case for smoking a bift? 593 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,160 Cut out the idle talk. 594 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,359 See all of you inside. 595 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,439 First two rows are family, hon. 596 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,599 Got it. 597 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,479 Thanks a lot for this, Jay, yeah? 598 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,280 I'll see you in there. Yeah. Sound. Thanks for this. 599 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,679 What was that about? 600 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,319 Ah, he's honoured, isn't he? 601 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:24,800 Feels like he's family. 602 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,599 What are your thoughts on Diana? 603 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,879 Nice arse. Oi! 604 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,159 Saying what I see. 605 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,479 Bet you Michael Kavanagh can't believe his luck. 606 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,959 Oh, I do like the way they hold hands. Have you noticed? 607 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,160 Not really. 608 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,399 The priest's asking, are we doing this or not? 609 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,639 Bobby's right, come on, let's wet the baby's head 610 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,040 so we can wet the baby's head! 611 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,119 What's the priest's name again? I've forgotten. 612 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,080 Oh, just call him Father. They like that. 613 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,319 You have asked for your child to be baptised. 614 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:58,079 In doing so, you are accepting the responsibility 615 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,319 of training him in the practice of faith. 616 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,999 Do you, the parents, fully understand 617 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,119 what you have undertaken? BOTH: We do. 618 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,959 Godparents, 619 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:12,319 are you ready to help the parents of this child 620 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,880 in their Christian duty? 621 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:18,239 VARIOUS GUESTS: We are. So many godparents! 622 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:19,800 Lucky little lad. 623 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,839 Almighty and ever-living God, 624 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,559 you sent your only son down to our world... 625 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,679 ECHOING: ..to cast out the power of Satan, 626 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,559 the spirit of evil, 627 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:35,199 to rescue man from the kingdom of darkness. 628 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:39,159 If your faith makes you ready to accept this responsibility, 629 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:42,559 renew now the vow of your baptism. 630 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,720 Do you reject Satan? 631 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,719 ALL: I do. And all his works? 632 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:50,000 ALL: I do. 633 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,479 And all his empty promises? 634 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,959 ALL: I do. 635 00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:00,039 Do you believe in Jesus Christ, his only son, 636 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:03,479 our Lord, who was born of the Virgin Mary, 637 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:08,199 was crucified, died and was buried, 638 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,519 rose from the dead 639 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,319 and is now seated at the right hand... 640 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,599 You made it! 641 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,280 I did. 642 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,559 Why are you sat so far at the back? 643 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,520 So you could see me. 644 00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,759 Then the 11 disciples went away... 645 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,079 You look perfect. 646 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,840 Yeah, I thought so. 647 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:34,719 When they saw him, they worshipped him, 648 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:37,039 but some doubted him. 649 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:40,279 And Jesus came and spoke unto them, saying, 650 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,879 "All power is given..." 651 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,280 Oh, my God, look at that baby's little face! 652 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,039 "..and teach all nations, baptising them 653 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,960 "in the name of the Father." 654 00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,800 Are you sure...about me? 655 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,360 A family with me? 656 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,760 Yes. 657 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,800 PRIEST: ..even until the end of the world. 658 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,000 Amen. CONGREGATION: Amen. 659 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,560 BABY GURGLES 660 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,559 Good boy! BABY CRIES 661 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,679 662 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:38,039 of you... 663 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:39,079 Cheers, mate. 664 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,919 665 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:46,479 666 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:50,679 love has arrived 667 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,039 I'm alive... 668 00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:55,759 Thanks. 669 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,839 See yous in a bit. 670 00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,760 What's happening, boys? Yous all right? 671 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,519 All right? 672 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,719 673 00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:09,239 to compare 674 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,919 675 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,960 So, is he here - the rat? 676 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,279 He's the one with the whiskers. 677 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,119 How's your mum? 678 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,879 Can you believe she's missing my dad? What's all that about? 679 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,479 God knows. 680 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:28,319 to be true 681 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:32,439 off of you... 682 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,360 Don't ever cut me out. 683 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,279 Don't ever not tell me. 684 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:42,839 What we've got materially is very nice and I love it, 685 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:46,520 but what we have as you and me is more. 686 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,279 I'm not like these other women, 687 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,560 cos I'm not your bird or your Miss World. 688 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,319 I'm yours. 689 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,000 Understood. 690 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,959 Now, hold that while I go for a piss. 691 00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:05,960 Ugh! Funny. 692 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,799 MICHAEL HUMS ALONG TO SONG 693 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,239 now that I've found you, stay 694 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:14,999 695 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,640 Knock-knock. Hiya. 696 00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,559 I'm Cheryl. I'm Davy Crawford's wife. 697 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,479 Oh, yeah, and godmother. 698 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:28,079 Mm. I've been meaning to say hello a few times. 699 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:29,879 Can I just say, 700 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:33,719 I don't think I've ever seen Michael looking so happy. 701 00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:36,999 Oh, well... Oh, thank you. I think! 702 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,359 You must be doing something right. 703 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,519 Well, I just demand his undivided attention, 704 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:42,999 and he complies. 705 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,600 BOTH CHUCKLE 706 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,199 Your dress is lovely, by the way. 707 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:52,599 Give it an hour, it'll be covered in red wine. 708 00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,440 I drink too much. 709 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,519 Well, is that your opinion or someone else's? 710 00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,360 Oh, I know what I am, Diana. 711 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,360 How long have you been together? 712 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,639 Like, 18 months, almost. 713 00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,559 Oh, 18 months, wow. 714 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:10,720 Yeah. 715 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,880 Do you still believe him? 716 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,079 About what? 717 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,080 There's nothing good about our men. 718 00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,479 Get out while you can, hon. 719 00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,000 He'll survive. 720 00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,479 Thank you. 721 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,120 You don't mean that. 722 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,759 Yeah, you're right, I don't. 723 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,479 That's not to say I don't appreciate the honesty. 724 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,079 I'm not flaky. 725 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,719 I'm tired. 726 00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:38,599 Really tired. 727 00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,360 And I'm you - sooner than you think. 728 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,519 My advice to you... 729 00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,399 OK, my advice to you, Cheryl, is to be careful 730 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,479 with that wine. Your dress really is beautiful. 731 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:51,960 Yeah. 732 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,360 Call me. 733 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,919 CHEERING 734 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:05,279 WHISTLING 735 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:06,960 Looks good on you. 736 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,880 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 737 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,800 INDISTINCT CHATTER 738 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,839 Sorry about the late call, Michael. 739 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,559 I decided you were right. 740 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,039 We need to know what the fuck is going on. 741 00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,560 What are you thinking? 742 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:54,079 Firstly, there's no way Davy Crawford's brave enough 743 00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,560 to turn rat all on his own. 744 00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,599 Secondly, 745 00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:01,119 we lose a truckload of gear, 746 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:02,839 yet there's still no truck-sized hole 747 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,079 in the supply line. Early days yet. 748 00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,439 But there's stuff out there, even if it's just a trickle. 749 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:09,720 Coming from where? I don't know. 750 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,920 Other families? Outsiders? 751 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,280 I'm just thinking out loud here, but... 752 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:19,800 ..could even be the gear we thought we'd lost. 753 00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,559 Who spoke to our contact at the port? 754 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,839 Who gave us no other option but to let it go? 755 00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:27,600 Davy Crawford. 756 00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,399 OK, we'll rack him. 757 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,079 100%. 758 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:39,159 But not here. Not in the UK. I don't want the noise. 759 00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,359 I don't want us... I don't want us looking troubled. 760 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,999 Then, where? It's got to be soon. 761 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,360 Spain. 762 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,599 Go tomorrow. I'll announce it. 763 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,199 Me and Elaine's anniversary. 764 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,119 He's invited. We all are. But no Cheryl. 765 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:56,199 I don't think Davy will mind that. 766 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:59,119 What about the Amigos? We can't just avoid them, 767 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,319 and we owe them a lot of money. 768 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,360 OK, we set up a meeting. 769 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,399 Yeah? 770 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,759 So, I'll see you fellas on the dance floor. 771 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,800 ALL CHUCKLE 772 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,479 CHEERING 773 00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,519 with the bamboo door 774 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:24,319 775 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,679 a bamboo floor 776 00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:32,120 777 00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:35,000 778 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,759 779 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,160 780 00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:45,399 781 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:48,279 782 00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,679 783 00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:54,439 you can drink a chino 784 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,359 swinging to the cha-cha 785 00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,519 in a hat 786 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,879 787 00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:06,839 when the cats are hoppin' 788 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,479 move to the big beat 789 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,559 and listen to the platter 790 00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,799 791 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,559 792 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,039 793 00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,999 794 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,519 795 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:30,759 you can drink a chino 796 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,639 move-a to the big beat 797 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:36,319 and listen to a platter 798 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,120 799 00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:40,920 800 00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:45,239 801 00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,840 802 00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:50,919 803 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,920 SPRINKLER HISSES 804 00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:07,320 BABY GURGLES 805 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,359 Mmm... 806 00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,279 Oh, yeah, I could get used to this. 807 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:25,599 Oh, could you, now? 808 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,959 Mm. Quite easily. 809 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:31,479 So, how come Ronnie's got this huge villa 810 00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:34,119 with, like, five bathrooms 811 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,799 and marble steps, 812 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,119 and all you've got is a caravan in Talacre? 813 00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,559 En suite caravan. All the mod cons. 814 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,079 And don't diss Talacre - that's my childhood. 815 00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,640 SHE SLURPS 816 00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:51,759 Mm! Did you enjoy that? 817 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,719 Mm. Yeah, it's gorgeous. 818 00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:56,600 It's my last day drinking. Hopefully. 819 00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,680 Mm. Do you know what else? 820 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:02,999 I'm getting just a little bit turned on. 821 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,960 Just a little bit? Mm-hm. 822 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:11,239 It seems I've developed a little lump in my trunks. 823 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:13,280 Front or back? 824 00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:28,959 HE SNORES 825 00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:30,480 Bobby. 826 00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:35,039 Robert! Mm? 827 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:36,599 Talk to me. 828 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:38,439 Make me laugh. 829 00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:39,840 In a minute. 830 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:44,839 HE FARTS 831 00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:46,319 You're hilarious. 832 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:47,880 You started it. 833 00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,799 How did I get to being this age? 834 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:01,359 Happens to everyone, love. Enjoy it. 835 00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,200 Cos in five years' time, you'll be five years older. 836 00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,200 Did you speak to Ronnie? 837 00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:12,279 I speak to Ronnie all the time. 838 00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,759 Did you speak to him about me? 839 00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,159 About my ideas? 840 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,000 Not yet. Why not? 841 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,439 Because we're in the middle of a shitstorm, aren't we? 842 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,840 Speak to him, please. Or I will. 843 00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,320 How many businesses do I run? 844 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,399 Loads. Shitloads. 845 00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,280 It's not easy, and there's better ways of doing things. 846 00:54:58,400 --> 00:54:59,839 BABY FUSSES 847 00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:01,960 RATTLE SHAKES 848 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:11,199 Davy, can you just give us a hand 849 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:12,919 shifting some booze from the garage? 850 00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,840 All right, give us a second, yeah? 851 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:17,919 I think I'm going in for a bit. 852 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,399 It's too hot for me out here, Elaine. OK. 853 00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:21,880 Whew! 854 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:27,879 Elaine! 855 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,479 Are we eating in or out tonight? 856 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,039 Out. 857 00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:33,599 I booked that nice Italian place at the marina. 858 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:34,919 Oh, lovely. 859 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:36,440 Perfecto! 860 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,639 I could stay here forever, I really could. 861 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,800 Is that the plan? One day. 862 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,679 What happened to Cheryl, Davy? 863 00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,839 Oh... She couldn't make it, mate. 864 00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:49,439 You know what she's like. 865 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,000 Probably for the best. 866 00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:54,959 Bobby, if you ever leave me for a girl, 867 00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:57,559 I'll have your balls, do you hear me? 868 00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:59,320 Love you, too! 869 00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:05,759 start to spread... 870 00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:07,440 BABY CRIES 871 00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:13,759 'Ey up. You all right, Ron? 872 00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:15,839 Thanks for this, Davy. Yeah, it's no problem. 873 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,160 Good man. 874 00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,039 Hey, do you want a cold one, Davy? 875 00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,279 Oh, yes! 876 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,079 Oh, you know I love a cold one, Michael. 877 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:26,319 Yeah. Oh, I'm parched. 878 00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:29,360 Tell you what, I love this heat, only... 879 00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:33,640 DAVY GROANS 880 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:42,039 'round the corner 881 00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:47,519 Mack the Knife? 882 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:50,079 DAVY GROANS 883 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,800 DOORS WHIR 884 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:14,240 PANTING 885 00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:20,279 886 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:23,479 887 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:27,439 888 00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:29,999 889 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:33,879 890 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:37,319 891 00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:40,559 892 00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:43,559 893 00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:47,039 894 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:50,679 895 00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:56,280 pearly-white.